Thinking too deeply

If you think of a animal like a dog, and you think of it like: "This dog was a wolf, but if it was a wolf... what was it before?" And you spend 73 fucking hours on the same subject to realize that you've been wasting time on hurting your brain when you had go to school.

"Hey, i ate meat, but this meat was a animal covered in oil and butter and it became food like this... what happened to that in the meantime of becoming meat?" *starts thinking too deeply about the subject*

by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021

ThinkPad

The complete opposite of an Apple MacBook. Thicker than a TV, heavier than the entire planet, and more powerful and secure than a frikin MacBook

Tom: Look at my brand new MacBook!
James: WTF! Does it run Crysis?
Tom: No it doesn't but it's faster than your "ThiccPad"
(They run a benchmark)
James: My ThinkPad scored 45,398 in PassMark's PerformanceTest!
Tom: My MacBook only scored 25,503 on the same test! How come?
James: ThinkPads are more performant than cheap MacBooks!

by thatdane April 13, 2022

Magical Thinking in Mathematics

When we deceive ourselves and allow others to deceive us on myths, mysteries, and magic in mathematics, be they via half-baked concepts, faux hypotheses, fallacies, paradoxes, tricks, and the like.

How can we fall for less magical thinking in mathematics? By teaching about faulty thinking habits, exposing false assumptions or hypotheses, warning against unquestioned extrapolation or generalization of rules or formulas, and debunking irrational or conspiratorial thinking.

by MathPlus May 5, 2023

dilute into thinking

As opposed to the term "delude yourself", this is also a phrase and is real. It means to spread yourself out so thin(like water) that you believe something that is obviously untrue.

You were dilute into thinking that she was going to share her Totino's pizza rolls with you. They're Totino's!!

by Pseudo:hymn December 28, 2015

OTS = Over Thinking Shit

OTS is a curse or disease that allows the sufferer to endlessly ponder, reflect, worry and hold an inner dialogue/self-debate about all things in life!

I have a penchant for OTS = Over Thinking Shit. Sometimes it's an asset, sometimes it's a liability ...

by GingerLibrarian June 26, 2021

Thanksplosion

The habit of everyone in a business meeting or teleconference to thank each other individually at the end of the call/meeting. The size of the thanksplosion usually ranges from the number of meeting participants to approximately half of the number of meeting participants, squared. For example, a 6-person meeting will usually end with 6-18 "thanks guys" or "thank you"'s.

At the end of my conference call with 7 sales reps, I braced myself for the thanksplosion which was sure to have us all parroting the phrase "thanks guys" for a solid 4 minutes.

by Joisey Mike March 2, 2009

Thanks Shitting

The act of taking an enormous shit the day after thanksgiving.

Wow tomorrow is going to be a great Thanks Shitting

by Dick loads of ass December 3, 2010