ging mong chong ming chong

A Racist Black Person

OMG ITS A ging mong chong ming chong, Got your guns ready?

by pawsyfurry April 22, 2024

moon minge

Freshly shaven/waxed fandango that has its first outing the evening of the trimmage.

Brian couldn’t believe the full moon minge in front of him when Karen removed her knickers.

by Captain Dreadnaught April 30, 2024

minge

Another term for the modern use of the word "eat". To represent someone or something being exceptional.

Oh mah gaaaaawd. Maggie, you minged with that shirt.

by ratowner17 May 13, 2024

Minge Mayo

Vaginal Excretion the day after fornication.

Bloody hell, the minge mayo from last night just ran down my leg!

by CGJR December 15, 2025

Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 6, 2024

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

ming doyle

Neil cicieregas/lemon demons amazing wife

Person: hey did u know Neil cicierega is married to ming Doyle?

by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024