Hym "Nononononono. Quit telling me to shut up. And 'Will' is a future-tense word. As in, 'You are not actively doing the thing I said.' That is a problem as if my fucking brain has been damaged, you have violated the Bodily Harm clause."
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Someone who doesn’t go to their football teams matches, and instead claps at their TV at home or in the pub.
Matt are you going to Old Trafford tonight?
‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’
‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’
‘No, I’m watching it at the pub with Ben tonight’
‘Fucking Telly Clapper!’
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by Jerry Malto September 8, 2011
Get the Typewriter Telly mug.Hey dude, meet me at the scumbys store. I'll get ya' the forty bucks I owe ya' from the titless teller.
That bank has a bunch of earth pigs working there so I just go to the titless teller to get my cabbage.
That bank has a bunch of earth pigs working there so I just go to the titless teller to get my cabbage.
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