take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

by KaySee101 October 26, 2017

take a facie

When taking a selfie and making a face. For example a mad face, happy face or a silly face.

I hate when I take a facie and I don't think it captures my real mad face

by NutMeg634 May 14, 2015

Take a break

Take a kit kat bar

Man I'm tired

Take a break. Take a kit kat bar

by I_am_your_gay_mom February 13, 2019

Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 11, 2015

Take a Shwitter

The act of purging and unfollowing undesirable friends on your Twitter account. See also: Facepoop

Dude, I need to Take a Shwitter, my feed is foul with morons.

by sir.kit March 10, 2016

Dry Take

This is when you act out a scence before you actually film it.

Let’s do a dry take so you can learn your lines.

by Morganisdeadinside78 March 6, 2019

pendulum take

A position taken by someone reacting to a perceived dominant narrative they disagree with that is a complete overreaction and overreach in the opposite direction.

"Pitbulls are actually the sweetest, most harmless dogs ever to exist."
"Bit of a pendulum take, don't you think?"

by starpitcher February 17, 2021