Cum Toast

A rule put into affect at high school/ middle school sleep-overs. Originating in Southwest Michigan, it was enforced to discourage one child from disturbing or messing with another while they slept. If one messed with another, the victim and all others present would masturbate on a piece of toast and the perpetrator would be forced to eat it. Thus putting an end to practical jokes while you slept.

Child 1: "I'm going to bed and don't anyone think of messing with me! The 'cum toast' rule is in affect"
Child 2: "You heard him... Mess with the man and you're eating cum toast"!

by Towner21 October 13, 2011

toast selling

To sell somthing stupid like a plain peice of paper or a toast with some picture carved in it for a really high price....then haveing someone bid on it

A Plain peice of paper
Current Bid: 18.00
Bids: 6

by Matt Gualdarrama June 26, 2005

toastage

a gnarly new way to say toasted or...something of the sort .

Instead of saying "you just got your butt kicked"
you would say "duuude your butt just got some definite TOASTAGE"

its a pretty gangster term

your butt just got some major toastage !

by emifart September 6, 2007

French Toast Drunk

On a drunk scale of 1-10 it rates a 9. Pretty Fucking Drunk.

Keli: How are you feeling..?
Heather: I'm Fucking... French toast Drunk! *stumble*

by Annubrius October 11, 2008

Re-toast

Verb.
The acting of toasting one piece of bread multpile times to achieve desired toastiness.

I've had this toaster for fifteen years so I have to re-toast my pop tarts like, five times.

by dogtherapist January 23, 2009

Keen as bees on toast

a state of super excitement about an event or activity. An advance on the phrase keen bean as the thought of bees on toast makes it more extreme and dangerous.

Example 1:
Boy: Want to go out drinking?
Girl: I am keen as bees on toast to have a night out drinking.

Example 2:
"Michelle is keen as bees on toast for some gherkins"

by KeenBee March 27, 2010

Burnt Toast

Refers to in a relationship were one is wasting the others time. The one who is wasting the time is the burnt toast. They are someone who is disrespectful by their cluelessness. If you only had enough butter for one peice of toast and had a loaf of bread would you waste your butter the burnt toast? No, than why would you give this man or woman your time and energy.

Tony says the Leah regarding a boy who she like and keeps selling her out, "Your waisting your time on that burnt toast"

by screamtard March 3, 2010