special nap

Not really a nap at all. Code word for spanking your monkey, punching the clown, floggin the dolphin, having at yourself, pulling your pork, rubbing one out, or just plain old jerking off.

When I have trouble falling asleep, I take a special nap and then I sleep like a baby.

by 4fingeredman November 24, 2006

Speciesist

The furry equivalent of a racist.

"I only talk to other foxes. " ' Wow I didn't realize you were a speciesist!"

by Shredded Wings Heal. October 9, 2018

anti-speciesist

Someone that is against speciesism. Which is just as important as anti-sexism and anti-racism.

Hey, he's an anti-speciesist. He's so considerate of others and the overall state of our entire Planet, let's be more like him!

by pooldead July 31, 2016

special paper

Slang/code for acid in the blotter paper form.

...and with just the aid of some special paper, his entire world simultaneously melted and gave rise to the inner-most thoughts and mysteries of the universe, allowing him to achieve the higher plateau of existence.

by Send me back to the world of special paper November 16, 2005

Special Meeting of the Government

1. A euphemism for sexual relations with one's significant other or spouse. Used primarily for politicians and political agents.

2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.

First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.

President Bartlet: Kids, I am so sorry. I have to go now, to a special meeting... of the government. I will mail you all an autographed copy of the picture we took together. And one day, you will all understand.

Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?

by KeenJane August 11, 2009

Sterling Special

When a man inserts his finger in the ass of his partner while performing intercourse on her. Most effective when she is on top.

To drive your girl crazy in bed make sure you give her the Sterling Special.

by Dr. Gyno April 12, 2005

chuckster special

Used to describe a person who resembles the killer doll Chucky and sucks at life. A chuckster special loves to sleep at work and do absolutely nothing. Most chuckster specials will pretty much hit up anything with a vagina as long as it walks upright. There is at least 1 chuckster special everywhere you go so keep an eye out for that pendejo.

Mexicutioner: "Where the fuck is the chuckster special at?"

Rosicherie: "He's in the back sleeping like he does everyday."

Mexicutioner: "Of course he is. What a fuckin pendejo."

by Josh "Rosicherie" Special July 2, 2008