A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.
'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'
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An optimum level of drunk. It lies somewhere between "wasted" and "absolutely annihilated" on the drunk spectrum.
A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
Bro #1: Bro, did Chris hook up with that fatty he kept talking to last night?
Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
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