Snailed

after cumming on a girls facial region proceed to run the head of your penis down her cheek creating a cum trail know as a ''snail trail'

pastense-hey man i totally snailed the shit out of that bicth last night

presentense- dude im totally snailing this chick right now let me call you back......."SNAILLED IT!!!"

futuretense- yo man, you remeber destiny im ganna snail the shit out of her

by malone-CQ June 22, 2011

Sailor Moon

Sailor Moon is one of the 3 anime series(whatever the plural form of series is, if it's different), that I know of that has had a parody of it, the other two parodies that I know of are Dragon Ball Z, and Naruto. All 3 of the parody series, have the word "abridged" after them, and although they use the same footage, there is little to none of the original script, because the "Abridged" versions are supposed to be more of a comedy than an action/drama like the originals, and usually includes many cuss words, any that are worse than B***h being censored. I find that the original Sailor moon (which I only saw one episode of) seems to be directed at anyone under 13 that watches TV, and Sailor Moon Abridged is directed for anyone over 13(possibly down to 10 depending on how strict the viewer's parents are.)

no example, watch Sailor Moon Abridged on youtube, and you'll get the same footage, with the characters being extreme versions of their most obvious problem, which isn't even 10% as bad as it looks in the Abridged version.

by supergub August 6, 2009

snailed

Online internet users are tricked into going to a video containing the MapleStory snail. There is also a very loud "snaaaaaaaaaaail" being shouted.

See Rick Roll

Bob: go to this website, it will show u what to do
Joe: wtf bob
Bob: u got snailed lololol

by Snail23 May 26, 2008

Sailer

An incredibly, almost unbelievably, prude person; someone who can't be persuaded otherwise of thier philosophy of being so appalled by the idea of having an intimate relatoinship.

Dude, don't ask that chick out she's a sailer!

by stuffyjewradbaroniangle May 30, 2011

sailor

A person who sails the oceans. This word is used to replace the word "seaman", the latter word sounding suspiciously like a certain viscous bodily fluid.

Uh, John, don't call Mr. Davidenko a "seaman", call him a "sailor". "Seaman" doesn't sound so nice.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

sailor's delight

A sailor's delight is a breakup tactic when you do a girl doggie style and then spit on her back to make her think you came on her. As she turns around, you whack off and jizz in her face.

"Kelly was getting on my nerves the other night, so I gave her a sailor's delight."

"Dude, you really are a scumbag"

by kingofcrunk50 February 13, 2005

sailboats

pocket fours in texas hold'em

Randy: Ohhhhhhh, I just got beat with sailboats against my two pair, worst beat of my life!!!

by Baker Rawlings July 24, 2008