Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.

I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”

by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022

Snack Crackle

To eat, or to snack on something.

Oh my favorite chips! SNACK CRACKLE TIME!

Damn, this popcorn is good. SNACK CRACKLE!

by RealmMav November 5, 2020

Abel Snack Time

A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.

It’s Abel snack time… Mhmmmm.

by Snacklebox March 15, 2023

dark snack

a snack perticularly dark in color , usually chocolately.

damn im hungry I could really go for a dark snack with some milk

by J fresh , young D , joe July 11, 2010

Snack

Rase

He's the best person out there, also looks cute as hell.

Snacks are nice

by Pugs_R_Us March 26, 2022

Brain Snack

When you constantly work and your brain is so hungover you need to take a break and have a "Brain Snack".

Bob: Damn, so much work, I need a brain snack
Bob (Sub conscious): Stop eating you fat slob

by Thar Master December 6, 2015

Snack Wagon

A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.

• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”

by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025