smurf onion

What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years

Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!

by bambo15 April 22, 2017

Smurf Porn

The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).

Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?

by Dada Smurf April 18, 2018

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Smurf

Smurfs rape each other

oh my god smurffy's been smurfed by the great smurfs!
shit my smurf got stuck in the smurffer

by The Vlogies October 30, 2017

smurfis

A guy often named Alexander Andersson. a sheep have hit him and he is begins to change skin color to blue.

Smurfis the litter bastard

by You have gay November 29, 2017

surface pro

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.

Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.

by Hansel San November 30, 2017

surface creep

The act of crawling a surface which usually isn't or shouldn't be crawled across.

The group decided that flash mobs were too overdone, so they performed a surface creep across the cafeteria floor and tables.

by soilscienceguy November 30, 2017