Cincinnati Cum Slinger

The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!

"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."

by brian bays May 7, 2018

yeet yeet spongebob

suck it hard at a high velocity

suck on it "wink" yeet yeet spongebob

by gg+ October 15, 2019

Dr. Slone

Dr. Slone is the leader of the Imagined Order (IO). She is a brilliant woman who is able to make tough decisions, even if those decisions make her be looked upon unfavorably.

"Who's that lady over there?" "Oh, her? That's Dr. Slone." "Thats Dr. Slone? I thought she fled the island after the Cube Queens arrival.

by Michael_Swag November 23, 2021

slone

A creepy man who doesn't stop, persistent, over aged, and clingy.
Regardless of weather the man is fat or skinny, he never stops 'creep'n' on chicks.
Slones tend to be fat and rich.

This guy was totally being a slone, i had to call the police.

Look at all those slones over there!

by yeahidid334 April 14, 2011

purple headed yogurt slinger

noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy

Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.

by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006

Web slinger

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air

Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"

by james Venom August 21, 2006

Slonked

A welsh term for when you knock someone out so hard they either start to foam out the mouth or start to have a seizure or both

Did you here Mattew just slonked Jamie he is literally in the hospital recovering

by Fat slobby gremmy January 2, 2019