Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)
by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011

Melanie Griffith isn’t that hot. I mean I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but I’m not going to self medicate to her.
by NTank06 January 3, 2018

Communist China doesn't believe in self reliance because they don't let their citizens choose how to earn their own money.
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2021

P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."
by mikey October 9, 2004

by dsv182 March 24, 2015

James: Man, last night was weird
Andrew: How so?
James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...
Andrew: ...So you self shot...?
James: ...Yea...
Andrew: ...
James: ...
Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)
Andrew: How so?
James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...
Andrew: ...So you self shot...?
James: ...Yea...
Andrew: ...
James: ...
Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)
by Bob (no, i don't self shoot) April 27, 2006
