secret evil

a person who is having an affair with another person who is already married

when thomas's wife was away for business, he frequently visited his secret evil and slept with her.

by greatcheese August 30, 2017

Secret gum shine

I don't know?

Ass Worthy of secret gum shine

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.

‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’

by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025

secret cops

A phonetic variant of the term “secret police.”

The secret cops are here because of an ice melt coordinated by Ted Cruz.

by Needlessmarathon October 27, 2022

Victors Secret

Made up version of a male Victoria’s Secret

Also could mean a guy who dresses up in Victoria’s Secret clothing.

Did you see homeboy rocking the pink sweats? Yeah he rockin Victors Secret forreal.

by Jayley Weathers January 5, 2023

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Secret slug

a woman who is a ball of pent up sexual energy and has trouble going a day with out release

My girl is a secret slug

by Jack1911 June 10, 2018