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Secret

If somebody knows a dude would fuck a dude (even one other person), even if it's not widely known, then it's not a secret. A badly kept secret isn't a secret.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
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Secret Neons

On adopt me roblox a secret neon is a pet that doesn’t have the neon or fly or ride sign but when you equip it it turns into a neon. These are very rare and hard to get. People trade visible mega neon giraffes and adds for them, but there are no secret neon legendary pets, only starfish can be secret neons and only about 159 people have these secret neon pets.
Person 1: Hey dude! I just got two secret neons starfish!
Person 2: Woah! Really? I’ll offer a mega neon kangaroo and mega neon bat dragon!
by NewFissy November 7, 2020
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secret squoggit sauce

the better term for aloe vera for when your stark white bitch ass gets burned to a crisp and looks like red 40
damn my pretarded ass got burned like a squoggit, gonna need to shuck the plant for some secret squoggit sauce to relieve my bitch ois
by forble June 9, 2025
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secret tap

The "secret tap" is a special gesture communicated by a hockey linesman to the head referee for when he wants a minor penalty called on the play. Often used to make minor hockey games more interesting or by lesser qualified referees leaning on the linesmens help.
Logan often had to use the "secret tap" with Alex as he missed multiple infractions per period.
by The Mr. Wonderful February 4, 2017
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loaded secret

When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.
(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)

JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.

EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
by bucky242 January 7, 2012
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secret ops

sneaking out past midnight to go smoke weed or use other drugs
We picked doof up for secret ops at 12:30.
by bradleydudleymiltonthornton January 6, 2009
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secret NASA

Secret NASA made a big discovery today.
by jerry dow April 16, 2019
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