secret class

a title for a porn, or a really shit toptoon that includes a aunt that wants to fuck her nephew and sisters wanting to fuck their brother who is the same person.

"have your read secret class?"
"Yeah, its shit."

by Vocloid miku December 27, 2022

Double Secret Stranger

When two dudes adjacent to each other numb their own hands with the objective of giving themselves a stranger. However, each dude mistakenly grabs each others' penis and proceed to perform the stranger on the other person while believing they are performing said act on themselves, erstwhile they are performing the double stranger on each other.

John and Bob got completely wasted, crashed on the futon next to each other with the intention of performing a stranger. However, they were so fucked up that they ended up performing a double secret stranger.

by gaptooth December 17, 2023

Crugers Chin Secretion

Where a peadophile stores his secret stash of child porn

Police ended up finding child porn in Crugers Chin Secretion

by CrugersChinSecretion December 25, 2020

secret garden

mexican/hispanic pussy

"how's the secret garden, gizzelle?" "it's pretty good, man"

by Pee Pee McAss April 17, 2021

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 April 17, 2016

secret frosty

Playing seven up but instead of tapping their thumb you ejaculate on their face.

Let’s go back to my place to play some secret frosty.

by Bobby4500 December 13, 2022

secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.

Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!

by Jeeoh July 27, 2021