mad salt

To be so salty your mad.

Salty

Aaron was mad salt when he lost that fortnight round

by Spark Evergreen May 29, 2019

Max Salter

Great person, very kind and generous, good-looking, sexy

One downside: can be rude

That boi over there is Max Salter

by PatrickMarsalek April 24, 2019

Watermellon salt

The opposite of watermellon sugar, if this starts trending we might live if watermellon sugar gets less popular. I am only making this because if we die i will still be a virgin. gg ez.

Watermellon salt h- wait what... Urban dictionary?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

New Mexico Salt Lick

When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.

"Have you seen Juan?"

"He went out to the desert to get a New Mexico Salt Lick"

by Skazwozzer August 30, 2015

one tall salt boi

one word: tsukki

hm yes thats one tall salt boi. hm yes tsukishima.

by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 19, 2021

St. Louis Salt Lick

When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.

Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

saltine cracker

the act of a black women pouring salt on a white man during intercourse, followed by an ass biting.

did you just pull a saltine cracker?

hell yeah i did now get out my house!

by tyboogey September 20, 2009