He had posted a picture of his fan art of his favorite band, shortly after he was roasted by a girl named Charlotte. She had said “This looks like something my 3 year old son would draw!” He was heartbroken at the sight of the reply.
by FANNYPEEPS July 25, 2020

by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017

A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017

Using degrading or inflammatory language in jest then promptly leaving the scene before a rebuttal can be delivered.
by justaodthings April 10, 2025

You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
by I am not a lizard overlord April 9, 2024

A pre-planned several hour period a group spends planted in a single location, marathon watching a movie/TV series, shooting the shit or drinking; a state of being connected to the present moment.
To avoid the Sunday Scaries, Mike scheduled a roast watching obscure brutally gory western films and eating an assortment of eggs.
by Bone Tomahawk June 23, 2024

by Oojiflip June 15, 2022
