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Riley

A very fuckable man who everyone wants to smash down with their throbbing rock hard dicks.
One of the hottest specimens known to man kind.
Has a huge penis with thick veins full of the tastiest semen a man can have.
Person 1: Oh my god i want Riley to bang me sooo much, i think i might cum just thinking about him.
Person 2: I already did cum, and I don't know Riley!
Person 1: Yeah, when he was walking past me when I was walking my dog, my dog ejaculated absolutely everywhere, and it is a girl!
Person 2: I can't blame her!
by Huge Cocked Boy June 11, 2023
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riley spuffard

riley spuffard is a faggot cu^T AND SHOULD KILL HIMSLEF
by big shlong black jail man March 25, 2020
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Steven Riley

A person who loves sports and is really rude towards others but can be really nice when he what’s too
by Ava móre October 8, 2020
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Elle Riley

A person who is unable to give someone the best lay of their life.
"Wow, I really thought she was good, guess she's an Elle Riley"

"Bit of a let down, my current girl is an Elle Riley"
by Seagull killer February 12, 2013
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Riley

Riley is a fat fuck and eats a lot of pizza if ur name is Riley fuck u
Oh look he’s so fat his name must be Riley
by No one likes riley November 3, 2020
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Riley

RIley;
man; strong, intelligent man who takes care of his friends
woman; The one for you, always loves and cares for you. Must not be lost under any circumstance. Has eyes you can gaze into until the end of time. The girl you will love forever and never get tired of. Often known for being 'out of pocket', sarcastic, and incredibly caring. Will write letters and handmade gifts for you. Must keep, is special.
I love you, Riley.
by Who_Dat_Boy March 8, 2025
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Riley

A super nice guy who knows how to treat a girl... most of the time. Riley will make you the happiest girl in the world on some days, on others he will screw you over and make you cry and then you brake up with him. Riley’s aren’t very attractive but they are good hockey players. If you approach a Riley be careful, because once you’re in the relationship with him... good luck getting out!
Hey, I tried to end things with Riley today he told me he’s not letting it happen!
by Franchesca Whalenberg September 7, 2019
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