pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

pussy braids

when you grow out your bush so long you can braid it

person one: did you bang that chick last night?
person two: i was gonna but then i saw her pussy braids and backed out
person one:thats hot af
person two:you need jesus

by your moms diack January 25, 2014

pussy swoll

When you have awesome sex and your vagina gets a little swollen from friction. Feels amazing.

Sarah: He got my pussy swoll last night.

Julie: Lucky!

by Rivday March 10, 2014

Pussy wind

When you're eating a girl out and she queefs in your mouth.
it's a good thing and a bad thing at once, depends what you're into.

Joe: Hey man, I ate my girlfriend out last night.
Nick: Nice!! How was it?
Joe: All went pretty well, until I got her pussy wind.

by someone who loves cake:) June 4, 2014

pussy straight

the opposite of dicking around, being extremely productive, using your time wisely, stubborn

"Bro, quit being so pussy straight and just chill."
"Damn that nigga so pussy straight, he did all his homework two nights before."
"Michael's to pussy straight for his own good."

by pussy straight February 22, 2015

Pussy Money Swedes

The absolute coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking.

"Dude, Pussy Money Swedes is the coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking. Guys want to be him and girls want to be his gf. I heard Abraham Lincoln once dreamed of him."

by Pussy_Money_Swedes March 17, 2015

Pussy Hands

The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.

Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.

ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.

by localsharkboy September 30, 2016