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panic suit

A suit that is needed less than 24 hours before the event which it is being bought for begins. The specific suit in question is the one that will fit the person the suit is for, a suit which is almost invariably impossible to get hold of.
"I need to get a suit for this wedding tomorrow!"
"Please don't tell me you need a panic suit? You should have bought a suit ages ago!"
by Markatansky July 29, 2012
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Pubic Awesome

A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.
Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?

Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*

(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!

Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?
by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012
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pubic horseshoe

The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.

Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.
Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!
by Sazzy J October 11, 2012
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pinicoline

inhabiting pine-woods (Source: Chambers's Twentieth Century Dictionary)
1884 E. Coues Key to N. Amer. Birds 418 Habits..alpine and subboreal, pinicoline and pinivorous. (Source: OED entry for pinivorous)
by tokdok@gmail.com September 30, 2013
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panic dropping

Freaking out after an exam, thinking you did badly, that you immediately drop the class, only to regret it after.
I didn't realize there was a back to the exam until after I left, so I ran to my advisor and ended up panic dropping the class.
by zap228 October 1, 2013
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Panic Maven

A person who gets paranoid about something without a legitimate reason.
Person #1: What took you so long? I thought you just went to put something in your Aunt's van.

Person #2: My Aunt is a real panic maven. She didn't believe me when I said I locked her van, so she made me go back and re-check to make sure it's locked.
by Ace Corona November 23, 2013
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panic-friends

When in fear of not making friends at uni, you make friends with anyone and everyone. Usually within the first day.
Toms just making panic-friends - think he may need to slow down
by Xdinovations November 2, 2014
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