Paul Masson

HERE YEE HERE YEE!!! The wine of wines!!! Not known by many, this big ass 4 dolla bottle (or jug) of white, red, or blush wine will have you fucked up in no time! Dude its smooth like Butthead and cheap as hell. Screw the expensive french shit and its way better than that Sutter Home crap that sells for like 6 or 7 bucks for a 750ml bottle...better than any other for that matter, and you dont even need a cork screw! The bottle is also big enough to kick someones ass with...Its good to chug when pregaming before the bar...assuming some Beavis doesnt end up puking it up all over your car on the way home... but hey you'll have that, and besides that who cares, its damn good, and who doesnt love a good ole cheap wine buzz??

Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)

1.) "Dude I wanna get buzzed before the bar, lets go get some Paul Masson from the Farm Store up the road"..
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."

by pinuchic69 May 30, 2006

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Paul Manafort

When you climb into someone’s asshole and use them as a human meat suit.

Yuppie 1: Did you hear the recent news? Russia Paul Manafort’ed Paul Manafort!
Yuppie 2: Oh yeah, Putin climbed straight into his asshole and used him like a human meat suit.
Yuppie 1: Yeah!

by Troutsfirgump December 6, 2017

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Paul

Paul is the guy im lowkey simping for even tho i have been friendzoned twice by him. he is the best person i have ever met and he makes me laugh so much. i love him so much even tho he never says it back. Paul if your reading this i like you.

Paul i like you

by dumb.bitchhhhh October 12, 2020

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Paul

That Kid from High school that randomly ask other school mates “are you a faggot?” down the hallways or in class. He then turned out to be gay himself and ended up coming out after High School.

B: Dude, is that Paul?

J: Yeah dude, he is out you know. I found him on craigslist spreading his ass and posting nudes at the M4M section.

M: isn’t that the little fucker who was asking randos in the hallways at school if they gay?

J: Yup, he moaned and squealed for more when I topped him last week. Total twink who loves dom tops. Guess his my no.4 now.

by Chostkun April 19, 2021

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