Porch nipples

Sweaty, hillbilly areolae, glistening in the sun on Meemaw’s front porch.

Boy, get on in here and put a shirt on, lest you put your porch nipples on display for the whole world to see.

by Dotenheimer June 13, 2023

crispple nipple

the opposite of crispy nipple, you know what it means

“Don’t be such a crispple nipple about it man!”

“That laundry detergent? straight up crispple nipple man, don’t buy it”

by nispy cripple November 29, 2021

nipple hustle

One who does whatever neccessary to see lots and lots of nips. All shapes, colors ,and sizes are acceptable.

Aaron is taking us to Hooters to nipple hustle, he knows the manager and they always turn the a.c all the way down..do you want to come with?

by Meg&Aaron June 30, 2021

Pepperoni Nipples

Nipples that look like a pepperoni or are larger than pepperonis

I took of her shirt to find large and disgusting pepperoni nipples.

by Jim August 28, 2004

Jelly Nipple

A womans nipple that does not become erect during arousal.

Bro I was with this girl last night and I said damn whats up with the jelly nipples.

by Poopmouth 2 December 7, 2006

Pepperoni Nipples

Pepperoni Nipples are found on those that have huge areola that are engorged and red resembling a pepperoni. Often times, these nipples have a large amount of black course hair protrusion.

Joey Pepperoni Nipples makes me want pizza.

by Duncan Joseph February 12, 2009

carrot nipple

a t-rex like creature that usually goes by the name of Rachael. Not Rachel. Rachael. Get it straight guys.

That t-rex over there has a serious carrot nipple. Must be Rachael.

by Trexasaurus November 11, 2014