Neil

One of the few people in the world who actually UNDERSTAND humour but also the way the world works. Deep thoughts about politics, religion and all the other boring stuff are his main jam. Your mantra is simple; Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon, I'll be the first person of something too.

Oh my God he's so boring. Such a Neil

by Konsa May 4, 2019

O'Neill

To do none of the work, but take all the credit.

Did you see Tom as the Board of Directors meeting? He completely pulled an O'Neill on his staff!

by Truthful Observer2 December 10, 2012

ex-door neighbor

Someone you know who used to live right next to you.

Tim (to Alex): What's up?
Tom (to Tim): Do you even know that dude?
Tim (to Tom): Heck yes, he's my ex-door neighbor, we used to hang out sometimes.

by John319 August 26, 2007

Neidas

The worst xbox player ever.

some say when Neidas is playing call of duty he sweats like a 70 stone 3 year old trying to play football

by themightygod November 11, 2012

naughty neighbour twatting stick

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.

mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick

by mooji September 30, 2007

neil

tan
hot
lots of friends
pretty good at sports
extremely loyal to his girlfreind and his friends
modest
all the girls want him but he is too modest to except it
gets all the pretty girls
see patrick

girl #1: who is that guy?
girl #2: thats neil he so hot right?
girl #1: yea but he already has a girlfriend
girl #2: thats not suprising look at him

by whitelatinosoccermofo December 9, 2010

Neighborhood Watch

Neighbors watching you, your house, your kids, your yard... Usually for the benefit of keeping away burglars or "bad guys" from the neighborhood. However in the Rockies can be used to keep neighbors safe from wildlife...

Neighborhood Watch"... phone call to neighbor ... "Hey neighbor, there is a bear on your Deck right now... don't go outside... My husband is throwing firecrackers at him.... Be careful.

by jnsland June 27, 2010