mindy Nelson

A fat count and a big narcissist that can’t hand the truth and blames other ppl to make herself feel good.

I’m mindy Nelson and I’m not happy with myself

by Mike Hanson August 24, 2023

jack nelsson

jack is a very good bloke that gives me donuts every day and has a massive nose and likes to shove bateries up his asshole

jack nelsson is a bum at fortnite

by poopybumbum69 August 19, 2024

Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

aiden neilsen

aiden is someone with a huge heart. he wont ever admit how amazing he is, but he deserves all the love someone can give him.

Person 1: "wow that guy is super cute, hot, funny, and probably has a cute girl that likes him back!
Person 2: "yeah, that's an aiden neilsen, I wish I had one!

by aidenenjoyer October 5, 2023

Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.

I gave my best friend a Soggy Nelson

by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024

Perfect Neal

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.

He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”

-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.

by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024

D'Nelson

A very sexy man who pulls a lot of lady’s. Also kind, caring, sweet, funny person typically quiet calm and collected, but once comfortable wild and obnoxious

D'Nelson is so handsome🤭

by El-chupa chupa November 21, 2023