Northern Bidet

When you fall through the seat on the toilet and you touch the water in the bowl and flush.

I met a girl on a train to York and heard a girl say she was so small she slipped through the seat and enjoyed it. Flushed too.
Gave herself a Northern Bidet!

by TheSkankerOneMainG March 21, 2025

Northern Pike

when you gently place your scrotum on lovers face near nose. then lovingly drag testicles up to forehead, allowing penis to rest on the bridge of their nose.

me and my girlfriend are doing a northern Pike tonight

by BiggEGGs June 24, 2025

Netherage

The exposer underside of otherwise covered breasts.

Her vest was short enough to leave a netherage.

by NaiadBlue June 26, 2025

Nowhereland

An unexplainable state of mind you enter when you doze off or space out.

Francis: "What's Maxwell doing?"
Daniel: "Dozing off into Nowhereland."

by KlonoaTheDevil August 6, 2025

Northern Oregon

The north coast, the Portland area, the gorge, and the northeast. It goes from Clatsop/Tillamook to Wallowa County.

Northern Oregon is where most of the state lives.

I love Northern Oregon. I wish there were a Northern Oregon University.

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Netherlands on New Years

To set unattended cars and dumpsters on fire, usually as a form if celebration for a holiday or event.

"We went netherlands on new years on that ford f150, it lit up like chicago in 1871."

by Thurgalicious November 30, 2025

Northern Ireland Potato Mash

when an irish person shoves a potato up someone else’s ass and nuts in it and then spins their cock around similar to the “Wisconsin Butter Churner” to make mashed potatoes. Serves 2-4 people.

Yo wanna do the northern ireland potato mash tonight and watch futa??

by anonymous January 13, 2026