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Mustard On A Turtle

When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.
"Mustard on a Turtle is like giving a blowjob by condiment proxy"
by Colonal Mustard December 1, 2009
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Mustaine

The Mustaine is a moustache made of or caked in Santorum. Stems from Dave Mustaine's support of Rick Santorum and his speaking out against gay rights because he is a 'Christian'.
That dude hates gays so much, he's obviously still in the closet. Check out the Mustaine on him, it's obvious!
by the megadick April 30, 2012
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Mustaine'd

Verb. To be Mustaine'd is to travel a great distance with a group of people, and once arriving at the destination point, to be sent immediately back--usually because you're being fired for being an incompetent ass.

This is named for Dave Mustaine who, as a member of Metallica, traveled with them from California to NYC. The band sent him packing the next day.
Alison: Did you see Project Runway last night?
Kora: When they got to go to Paris, and then Angela got Mustaine'd cause of the crappy dress? Awesome show.
Alison: Carry on!
by oso31 September 16, 2008
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mustachio bashio

The celebration of mustaches (spoken: moo-stashes). All kinds. Bashio translates into "bash" like a party, a party for the phenomena we know as the mustache.
"Hey bro...you coming to the mustachio bashio at Derek's this weekend?"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"
by Clusterfudge March 5, 2008
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Mustang

1.An officer in the Marine Corps that is prior-enlisted. The only officer that is respected by the enlisted personnel because he went up the food chain throu the real shite, instead of just coming straight up by having a BS degree in toilet paper.

2.a wild, undomesticated horse.
" all officers should be mustangs".
by gigantus April 16, 2006
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nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc
She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich
by King of Porn October 25, 2003
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Mustachio

The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.

(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)
Middle School Girl: "Hey Brody, I think your mustachio is cute"

Brody: "Hatcha"
by naturallybaked May 25, 2011
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