When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.
by Colonal Mustard December 1, 2009
Get the Mustard On A Turtle mug.The Mustaine is a moustache made of or caked in Santorum. Stems from Dave Mustaine's support of Rick Santorum and his speaking out against gay rights because he is a 'Christian'.
That dude hates gays so much, he's obviously still in the closet. Check out the Mustaine on him, it's obvious!
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Verb. To be Mustaine'd is to travel a great distance with a group of people, and once arriving at the destination point, to be sent immediately back--usually because you're being fired for being an incompetent ass.
This is named for Dave Mustaine who, as a member of Metallica, traveled with them from California to NYC. The band sent him packing the next day.
This is named for Dave Mustaine who, as a member of Metallica, traveled with them from California to NYC. The band sent him packing the next day.
Alison: Did you see Project Runway last night?
Kora: When they got to go to Paris, and then Angela got Mustaine'd cause of the crappy dress? Awesome show.
Alison: Carry on!
Kora: When they got to go to Paris, and then Angela got Mustaine'd cause of the crappy dress? Awesome show.
Alison: Carry on!
by oso31 September 16, 2008
Get the Mustaine'd mug.The celebration of mustaches (spoken: moo-stashes). All kinds. Bashio translates into "bash" like a party, a party for the phenomena we know as the mustache.
"Hey bro...you coming to the mustachio bashio at Derek's this weekend?"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"
"Hell yeah dude, I wouldn't miss out on the possibility of a mustache ride"
"Dirty sanchez for life!"
by Clusterfudge March 5, 2008
Get the mustachio bashio mug.1.An officer in the Marine Corps that is prior-enlisted. The only officer that is respected by the enlisted personnel because he went up the food chain throu the real shite, instead of just coming straight up by having a BS degree in toilet paper.
2.a wild, undomesticated horse.
2.a wild, undomesticated horse.
by gigantus April 16, 2006
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Get the nut mustard mug.The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.
(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)
(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)
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