Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?

Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021

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Mickey'd

To be forced into vigorous procreation and subdue to the demands of a certain mouse, who speaks in shrill exclamations and questions. This often occurs beyond general sight in dark and unseen places, where the human mind is left to lurk in the murky waters of soiled imagination and troubled perspective. Alternatively, the phrase can also refer to the Walt Disney Company when it purchases a new brand or subsidiary company.

"I told Vince to stay out of empty subway cars, but he wouldn't listen; and when his guard was down, he got Mickey'd."

"No, it doesn't surprise me that Disney bought Amazon. When Lucasfilm got Mickey'd, I knew that it was only a matter of time before the inevitable happened."

by Tazmily February 3, 2021

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Mickey'd

To be forced into vigorous procreation and subdue to the demands of a certain mouse, who speaks in shrill exclamations and questions. This often occurs beyond general sight in dark and unseen places, where the human mind is left to lurk in the murky waters of soiled imagination and troubled perspective. Alternatively, the phrase can also refer to the Walt Disney Company when it purchases a new brand or subsidiary company.

"I told Vince to stay out of empty subway cars, but he wouldn't listen; and when his guard was down, he got Mickey'd."

"No, it doesn't surprise me that Disney bought Amazon. When Lucasfilm got Mickey'd, I knew that it was only a matter of time before the inevitable happened."

by Tazmily February 3, 2021

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