Metal Snob 

A form of Music Snob that believes metal is the only music worth listening to, and that he/she was the first to ever know of it. Usually busy spending their time arguing about what is metal and what is not, and why their taste in music is better than yours.

Jim just said I don't listen to true metal, what a metal snob.

Metal Snob by Cal Gore November 22, 2004

Metalgasm 

Caused while listening to a particularly hardcore riff in a metal song. May cause cranial combustion, which is then known as a Ubermetalgasm.

Whoa...that riff in Judas Priest's Metal Meltdown gave me on hell of a metalgasm

Metalgasm by LordOfApathy October 15, 2009

Elf Metal 

Metal that relates to elves, swords, epic battles, fairies, and other fantasy themes. Often recorded in Scandinavian forests, and upstate New York with the aid of elf metalheads who play the violin a little too well. Afionados of elf-metal can be identified by their dragonfroce t-shirts, loneliness and pointy ears. It is perhaps the coolest subgenre of metal ever created.

Pat: Dude is that the new Within Temptation album!
Ben: Yeah man, It's incredible, I love the song about the elf princess!
Shane: Turn down that goddamn Elf Metal, you elf nerds. You're frightening away the ladies!

Elf Metal by Lord Traslav August 20, 2007

Power Metal 

Awesome songs about metal and battles and how hard metal is with epic solos and emotionally charged lyrics that inspire ones soul to ride on.

Forever Angel by Axel Rudi Pell is a great Power Metal Song.

Power Metal by Hot Wheels Metal God February 12, 2008

metal pussy teeth 

a generic term for any fears that humans may have regarding sex with robots

because robots are really genderless machines, the phobic term "metal pussy teeth" applies to potential harm from any sexbot, male or female or other

"I'd only hit that Terminator chick if I could check her coochie for metal pussy teeth. Every time."

On a humorous side note, the urban myth became such a big concern that the Koreans started printing "No Metal Pussy Teeth" on the outside box of every LG-12 Sexbot, and on all their promotional literature.

metal pussy teeth by dsimms October 29, 2008

death metal

A style of music whose listeners know and appreciate the level of skill and often "tight" musicianship, characterized by the ability to churn out complex 32nd and 64th note riffs with almost inhuman precision.

Also a style of music whose detractors refer to as "satanic" or "evil," despite the fact that the vast majority of them either have never actually heard any death metal.

Nobody can do death metal better than the Scandinavians

death metal by d3d April 17, 2006

Fat Kid Mentality

a person who used to be a fat kid (a former fat kid) and is now skinny and fit and even good looking, but they still feel like a fat kid inside and will always think like a fat kid.

Girl 1: I don't understand why he left his shirt on while we were having sex.

Girl 2: It is because of fat kid mentality.

Fat Kid Mentality by Girly115 April 6, 2010