Mattlock

unique male name from a TV sitcom usually describing a firm, honest and respectable person;
a Mattlock is a fun, loving and smart male that has a knack for fixing everything. Very reliable and responsible person.

What a Mattlock! He just fixed my car like it's nothing.

by chillspot May 8, 2024

MattHoff

The friend in your group who just longs for cock, will buy, manipulate, suck, fuck, or jack his way into a glory hole, gay bar, circle jerk, a bukkake, or an episode of Blacked.

Damn, Matt really Matthoffed his way into that slutty guys ass huh?

by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

Matthoff

Dude wants dick bro

Julio matthoffed the guy for $50

by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

matthoff

Dude sucks and fucks to get what he wants

Cramer matthoffed his way to management

by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

matthoff

Gay for pay, sucked on my weiner for something in return. Not necessarily to completion but enough to please

Terry matthoffed me for $3 and a used lawn mower

by Jerry McIntosh May 26, 2024

Mateo

Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.

Is that Mateo, he is soooooo bald.

by Fatesh June 14, 2024

mateo

Stanky! Ugl rat with juicy feet ready to hummble and get on his knees...
Seduces u with his black short hair and black no soul eyes plus his hugee gigantic thick juciy hairy uncut cock.
He will make you're insides cry..

omg did you see mateo nudes?
Omg yes that cock was like aifell tower..

by hot baby boy February 21, 2024