marriage

the unfortunate act of when a man owns a woman and takes over all of her shit, including her house, cars, money and independence.

I can't believe I let that asshole I married own me.

by Pat January 4, 2004

Marriage

In other words, legalized fucking.

You can't have sex until marriage! God has the right to dictate when, how, and whom you fuck with!

by Fleursdelily February 23, 2010

marriedified

joined in the sense of being partnered or married.

i'm getting marriedified to my girlfriend this summer.

by Tabasco Phoenix May 13, 2005

Group Marriage movement

A movement that seeks to promote and make legal the act of a group of any number of people to marry each other at the same time in a single ceremony and person be a partner in the marriage with each of the other people.

Support the group marriage movement.

by Judge dredd7 September 28, 2011

the marriott

When you tit fuck a chicks ass cheeks during intercourse

Jack: "Hey Ben last night i gave my woman The Marriott"
Ben: "That's the way mate"

by Hey Mr. Prime Minster...Andy January 1, 2014

brazilian marriage

When you go down to Brazil, meet a girl under a false name, then have sex with her on the beach, and right as you're about to unload you pull off your condom, plant your seed, throw sand in her eyes and run away. This will assure that she'll remember you forever.

Jenny - "Are you married?"

Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?

by sexman413 March 10, 2010

marriage

a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore

Jake: Let's get married!
Clarissa: You want me to be an unpaid babysitter?
Jake: ...
Clarissa: I'd love to!

If only she thought that way 30 years into the marriage.

by Meytal Mantzur May 14, 2013