Muttles

The small and adorable puppy plush brand created by Gail Tilden from her home in Woodinville. They can be found in target stores, Toys R Us, Wallgreens, Rite Aid, Bartell Drugs, Fred Meyers, and specialty stores. They can also be purchased online.

Kid: I want more Muttles!!
Mom: OK! they're so cute and affordable, why the heck not!

by MuttleLover March 29, 2011

muttstick

Ugly as a mutt and as dumb as his stick

Don't worry about that guy creeping on your girl. He's a total muttstick

by Uncle Boolish February 4, 2017

muted strum

A common sex position. When you're hooking up with your girl but but need to keep quiet so you put your hand over her mouth as you strum her cords ;)

Paul: Did you and Stacey hook up last night?
John: Yeah, but her parents were home so we had to do the muted strum

by Muted Strum February 23, 2017

Mutex

The synonym of the deadly illness called cancer. Could be used as the word itself. Originated from the word mutation. Could also be used in video game terminology.

Marco- "Harry, have you played Modern Warfare Remastered recently?"
Harry- "Fuck no, that shit is Mutex, bro."

by TheCoDCommunity69Lel March 24, 2017

Mutt

An insulting way of calling a guy a hybrid. Calling somebody a mutt will turn an average Joe into a Joe Pesci and is likely to result in death.

The guy at the bar called the average Joe from the gym a mutt and wound up not waking up again in a six foot underground resting spot, ya dig?

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

mutilated lips

1. A song by ween
2. Some fucked up shit

1. Wow this song is great
2. WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THESE MUTILATED LIPS

by Mayoisyummy February 26, 2019

muttonfuck

A man that has sex with sheep.

That dude fucking my sheep was a real muttonfuck.

by gcate June 5, 2019