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minge

Another term for the modern use of the word "eat". To represent someone or something being exceptional.
Oh mah gaaaaawd. Maggie, you minged with that shirt.
by ratowner17 May 13, 2024
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Minge floss

When the thong slips between the lips and rubs while she walks
She walked faster to minge floss
by Oisay December 1, 2021
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Kah Ming

Kah Ming is the type of girl that will always be by your side, supporting everything you do. Never will you meet someone so kind and understanding. She is super outgoing and does her best to make sure people around her are well taken care of. As an amazing listener, she truly enjoys hearing about her friend's relationships and activities, remembering all the little details, and always standing ready to talk things out with warmth and sensitivity.

Kah Ming loves dogs, especially small decorative ones. She loves to spend time with people around her. She loves to cling to people she is close to. She loves to peel the skin of steam buns and grapes and eat it.

Kah Ming is a very loving and loyal person who wants to feel trusted and valued. She is great with practical matters like money management, administrative tasks, and general cleanliness. Anyone that has her as a friend or partner will be so lucky.

She has so many admirers but she does not know about it. Even as a partner, she is perfect. Never will you ever meet anyone like her in your lifetime. She has a preference for guys with names starting with J. So if your name starts with J, what are you waiting for? If you are lucky enough to be with her, do not screw it up. The feeling she has for that someone will last no matter what. She will love you with all her heart, so do not ever lose her.
by Silly Corn Well Leaf December 3, 2021
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Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.
"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"
by Sawseh March 6, 2024
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hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested
I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election
by Ramses III March 22, 2024
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ming doyle

Neil cicieregas/lemon demons amazing wife
Person: hey did u know Neil cicierega is married to ming Doyle?
by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024
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Minge Mayo

Bloody hell, the minge mayo from last night just ran down my leg!
by CGJR December 15, 2025
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