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Milf

Little boy- milf!!!
Little boys friend- what does that mean?
Little boy- man I love fortnite!!
by Booty licker 696969 February 15, 2022
mugGet the Milfmug.

milf

*catches a fish*
MILF!
by beebuddy November 22, 2021
mugGet the milfmug.

Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.
I said ew when I saw milf queefs
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
mugGet the Milf queefsmug.

E-Milf

Exactly like a normal Milf with the added bonus of being a gamer herself and having an E-Girl or E-Boy as daughter/son.
Person 1: Dude my Mom plays Viedeogames.
Person 2: Not just Candy Crush on her Phone?
Person 1: No like real Games!
Person 2: Yo dude I think your Mom is an E-Milf.
by Quonquertron February 7, 2020
mugGet the E-Milfmug.

Milf cake

A desirable woman older than 26 who is a mother but would not make marriage material.
Yumm i'd like me sum of that milf cake
by Lightblaze June 27, 2016
mugGet the Milf cakemug.

milf

kaylies mom, chelsa is a fucking milf
by joesanchez April 19, 2022
mugGet the milfmug.

milf

person 1: “oh wow what a cute frog!!”

person 2: “milf”
by beebuddy November 22, 2021
mugGet the milfmug.

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