I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the milky way galaxy

When you slap someone so hard that you make them enter a different galaxy

Guy 1: I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy 2: Haha, no. You can't do tha-
Guy 1: *slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: *escapes Earth's gravity*

by Supertrain12 November 4, 2019

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

At least I'm not into anal sex

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.

Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 27, 2021

I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006

CHILL VIBES ANY TIME OF DAY

Text I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006
Bro: wanna hear soemthing
ME:sure
Bro:I Feel like im gucci man in 2006
ME: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by BRUH ITS JD October 16, 2020

Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

Butt fucking, incest, gay

Friend: I saw that
Other Friend: Leave me alone, I’m playing with cousin

by Copenhager long cut May 22, 2018

I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006

POG

I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006 words have been spoken

by BRUH ITS JD October 19, 2020

Leticia M

Leticia M, known as little tits, is a spoilt, selfish and narcissistic brat who has no etiquettes and thinks she's top shit. She tends to be very short and fat

Boy 1 - eww wtf is that Leticia M?
Boy 2 - omg gross

by 1293810283 June 3, 2018