Lazy Richard

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!

by Red dirt Ranger April 17, 2024

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lazy ovary

From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.

My OBGYN told me I have a lazy ovary.

by queen_dtx April 25, 2024

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Lazy

You don't have a real job, your wife is a mid-west, and you're Jesus doesn't forgive you.

Hym "I'm not starting from scratch. I'll kill thier kids and spend eternity doing nothing like the lazy piece of shit that I am."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

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lazy snickers

When your dick gets soft and a chick poops your dick out it resembles a limp lazy snickers

She was so ugly that the Viagra didn't even work it went soft and the b**** farted me right out of her a****** and my dick looked like a lazy Snickers covered up and caramel peanuts but it was just poop

by Dingofish May 15, 2024

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lazy savant

The funniest, sharpest, most acerbic, and most lazy troll. He is paradoxically extremely learned, the width and breadth of his knowledge is astounding. This savant can make you belly laugh and dazzle you with knowledge in esoterica subjects.

Each and every day, I hope and pray that Lazy Savant guy gets draped by a pack of neighbours

by Beaucoup de sentiments March 1, 2024

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LAZY MONSTER

Definition of a “Lazy Monster”
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.

Lazy monster got caught talking to the Forman today about every bodies performance but his his own

by Gahgahs buster March 20, 2024

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