LAZY MONSTER

Definition of a “Lazy Monster”
Label at any job site for a person that hides from work,sleeps on the job,pawns their work assignments to other people,takes credit for work their coworkers did,makes excuses not to do a work assignment,complains about every work assignment given to them.

Lazy monster got caught talking to the Forman today about every bodies performance but his his own

by Gahgahs buster March 20, 2024

Lazy Jay

Drinking heavily until the point you pass out and float uncontrollably around a lazy river

"Man, we got a free afternoon let's hit the pool and fucking Lazy Jay!!"
"This party is a bust, time to Lazy Jay this shit!!"

by Urban Gif March 28, 2024

lazy kebab

A girl with very large flaps that dangle around

Man I swear she has a lazy kebab

by pisspenis March 28, 2024

Lazy

Someone who is unwilling to do anything except fuck with their boyfriend

The Fink is incredibly lazy

by CatlikeCake July 25, 2022

Lazy

Some guy called me this today

Hym "Right, so I'm working and this guy calls me lazy. I work a thankless job that does not adequately pay my bills. Somebody has to do it or that business that everyone uses no longer exists. Then I come home and write LITERALLY billions of dollars worth of dialogue for which I am not credited and give away for free. And not just dialogue but a profound logos that has inspired the world. If my power wasn't off I would be engaging in my hobby of which my level of skill is literally 98th percentile or higher. You're having a light jog. A light jog makes you not lazy? Are you trying hard? Is that what you're doing? Fucking trash. Literally trash. The difference between him and me if that if I received the credit I deserved I wouldn't have to work. Working would be something I did for fun to stave off boredom and he couldn't do the thing I have already done in a million years. There is no conceivable reality where this guy is able to do what I've done here. He's having a jog though isn't he? How are the lights in your house you fucking piece of shit? Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Lazy Oma

A grandma who is so lazy thay she falls asleep while doing any activity (e.g., walking, talking, being a therapist)

Why are there so many cobwebs everywhere? Because lazy Oma hasn’t gotten up from her nap in months! She is probably dreaming about killing Slothie.

by Yoyoyoyo Ma August 5, 2022

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 5, 2022