loosey

a marijuana cigarette rolled with a loose leaf sheef of paper. (preferably college ruled)

yo dawg you got a paper? naw yo, lets just roll a loosey.

by johnny lavah February 21, 2005

loony

A Canadian dollar coin.

I'll give ya a loony for that samich.

by William H Ballard III February 10, 2004

loos and death

What happens when you do the following all in one day:
1. Kick the Sandman in his stuff.
2. Tell a soccer momher baby is ugly.
3. Find the fattest, meanest police officer and call him a donut-scarfing pig.
4. Drink some hydrofluoric acid and eat some urinal cakes afterwards.
5. Shove a guinea pig, a boa constrictor, and a Shellder up your butt.
6. Floss your teeth with Richard Simmon's thong.
7. Superglue yourself to a giant rhinoceros who is running directly towards a tar pit.
Don't worry; loos and death only happens if you do all this in the order listed...even though if you do 4 and 7, you'll still die anyway.

Lil Kurt has loos and death.

by Shawn B. May 9, 2003

Loose Goose

Verb; Simply using your tounge to 'ride' a womans beef curtains, 'like a pony'. Then, using the remains of her cum, spit into her asshole, insert a straw, and blow bubbles.

Hey there! Did you end up giving Haily a Loose Goose lastnight? I heard she was feenin' for it badly...

by Trinny Triseratops June 10, 2011

Loosh

Google "Ricky Dearman polygraph test"

The FBI polygraphers will clean-up this mess. Loosh

by Ringwind August 14, 2016

Loopy-Dar

1.) To understand the meaning of the Loopy-Dar you need to become one with your inner wetard and believe in the "force" or "Matrix" or maybe da "scwartz" for some of you lower life forms.Once you have reached your Loopy-Dar you can defy all laws even the ones dat make pay taxes.So if you wish to reach this unbeliavable feet you must go to the sewer and train and hone you Darness.
2.)To every one else it means stay in school so you don't become one, but I think dats just wetarded.

Darnie:Only the Loopy-Dar will set you free, bretheren.
Dilbert: You can not handle the Loopy-Dar, Darnie.
Darnie: Dar.

by Darnie April 8, 2003

Loose It

You are going to lose it in such a way that your bowels loosen, and you end up pooping.

CORY AND GARNET ARE GOING TO LOOSE IT

by DSTHEHERO March 11, 2010