Loopy-Dar 

1.) To understand the meaning of the Loopy-Dar you need to become one with your inner wetard and believe in the "force" or "Matrix" or maybe da "scwartz" for some of you lower life forms.Once you have reached your Loopy-Dar you can defy all laws even the ones dat make pay taxes.So if you wish to reach this unbeliavable feet you must go to the sewer and train and hone you Darness.
2.)To every one else it means stay in school so you don't become one, but I think dats just wetarded.

Darnie:Only the Loopy-Dar will set you free, bretheren.
Dilbert: You can not handle the Loopy-Dar, Darnie.
Darnie: Dar.

Loopy-Dar by Darnie April 8, 2003

The Loopy-Dar-Bibble 

1). The tool used by people who practice Loopy-Dar. It is a book smaller than your palm. It is actually unreadable because of its small print, but let the wetards have their religion.

Darnie, please read from the Loopy-Dar-Bibble

The Loopy-Dar-Bibble by Darnie April 8, 2003