liberal

A person, generally associated with Democrats, who often contradicts him/herself on many issues. They generally have good ideas, but do not think very much about the issues at stake. Their general views tend to be: anti-war, pro-abortion, pro-taxes, anti-religion, etc.
On racial relations: Liberals will ensure "equality" of minorities by giving themselves fewer rights.
On the environment: Use tons of paper to protest cutting down a forest.
On personal responsibilities: There are none. The government must stop every choice a person makes before said person makes that choice.

Liberals want all Constitutional Rights enforced, except the right to bear arms.
Liberals support abortion, but reject the notion of killing terrorists.
Liberals claim George W. Bush is an incompetent boob, yet claim he masterminded 9/11.
Liberals believe in evolution, but shun survival of the fittest.

by Some other guy September 23, 2005

Liberal Democrat

Currently the third largest political party in the United Kingdom, who most people would vote for, if they thought they could win.

They are without a doubt the best party in British Politics, it's just a shame they haven't been elected yet, because clearly they'd sort out all of the problems if they were!

Person 1 - "Those Liberal Democrat's have some great policies, but they'll never win, so I'm voting Tory"

Person 2 - "But if you don't vote for them, they can't win"

Person 1 - "Fair point"

by Foz19 February 28, 2010

boba liberal

The kind of privileged Westernized diaspora East or Southeast Asian liberal that you don't like, whether it's because they're too liberal for supporting affirmative action, or it's because they're not enough of a communist

For the past few years, much of Asian American popular media has been heading down a regrettable, cringey consumer-capitalist path called boba liberalism.

by CorrectHorse December 16, 2020

Bootlicker Liberal

an individual in American/western society who claims him/herself to be a liberal, but the the only thing liberal about them is their lenient tolerance of authoritarianism. General Aspects:

-Lives in the city

-Only gets news from mainstream/corporate Media

-Personal "ideals" are just copy-paste regurgitations of corporate approved talking points/buzzwords

-attention whorish and excessive lifestyle, leaving them empty inside

-Moderate to severe Trump Derangement Syndrome

-Anti-gun and pro-censorship as you get

-copy/paste Smug, passive aggressive attitude, as a product of their excessive use of social media (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

-unironic worship of establishment politicians, caused by corporate propaganda

-"LGBTQBIPOC ally" but deep down inside, they think of minorities as little more than guaranteed votes for their party, and/or as sexual fetishes

-"trust the (corporate approved) Science!"

-Economically speaking, their not as retarded as your typical leftist, but they're up there

-and lastly, they're as dense as reinforced brick wall

Generally speaking, these individuals are, at best, minor nuisances, and at worst, the thing they rag on the most ironically- Insufferable, Hatemongering Karens. best to avoid these people in order preserve your sanity.

Mrs. X is such a blind, bootlicker liberal. I should never talk to her about politics

by Mr. MixMang March 9, 2021

library

Used to be a place where you could spend a nice, quiet afternoon reading a book or studying or checking your email. Now it's a place where the government watches your every move with recently-installed hidden cameras.

If you miss the deadline for returning a book to your local library, expect a call from your local government agency.

by AYB July 19, 2003

liberal

Someone who wants to feel cool even if they are a jerk..... wanting to have cake and eat it too..
guy who smokes weed as a teacher to feel cool.

Liberal , liberalism, hippie throw back,
Because i smoke weed that makes me look cool and young but if i saw a guy getting muged on street unless it would benefit me or my family i would walk by them and not say a word.

Lapd were wrong to beat up Rodney king but if i robbed someone it was ok..
If anything goes on out side my box i cant react but i smoke weed and im cool, read some poetry and its all good, ir u watch porn

by artifiial nigga January 21, 2009

Liberal

A very politically ill-informed socialist masquerading as U.S. citizen. Liberals generally exercise the use of a loud voice to win arguments. Liberals will sometimes gather to protest a subject that they feel is very important, inconveniencing hundreds that are trying to get on with their lives.

A notable protest in Washington occurred when a few Liberals got together and thought that perhaps they should bring traffic to a complete halt in order to show the masses what they were sure was important, using garbage cans and their own bodies to their advantage.

Many people are frankly surprised that those stuck in the traffic jam did not "run them the fuck over" - referring especially to the woman with a broken arm who was trying to make it to the emergency room.

Conservative: "It was Clinton's fault for dumping military funds into our national debt! How could you think it was Bush's 'failed policies' that brought on trillions of dollars of debt!? If we were going to prevent further terrorist action, then we had to go to the source to stop it."

Liberal: "9/11 was just an excuse for oil, moron!"

Conservative: "You're not even listening-"

Liberal: "Moron!"

Conservative: "S-"

Liberal: "MORON!"

by a very pant March 28, 2009