Clitty Litter

The unrealized bits of toilet paper leftover on a women's vagina after she wipes. Usually because shes drunk and or in a hurry.

I went down on this girl but I couldn't do it because she had Clitty Litter

by WatDidIJustRead December 19, 2018

Clitty Litter

pubic hairs that accumulate in the cat's throat while licking the peanut butter off a woman's clit. Formerly known as Hairballs

Wow, Smokey coughed up a ton of clitty litter from that snatch!

by BreakaYouFace December 29, 2018

urinal lottery

When you're at a bar with your buddies and every time you take a piss you throw some change in the urinal and keep track of how much is in there until it disappears because someone dug it out.

Damn bro we we played urinal lottery last night and got $1.17 in the urinal before some sorry fucker dug it out of there.

by Annoi boi March 21, 2020

Fresher's Lottery

The lottery that every first-year university student is entered into when they are randomly assigned flatmates for their first year of accomodation.

Dude, I totally won the Fresher's Lottery! Check out my smoking hot new flatmate!

by happynoj February 1, 2010

smooth as kitty litter

being un-smooth

ow, i just triped over a flat surface

smooth as kitty litter bro...

by 0nec00lcat January 12, 2012

won the lottery

Winning only $1.50, when you could have won $1,000,000.

Person 1: Hey, look, I won the lottery!
Person 2: Congratulations, how much did you win?
Person 1: $1.50!
Person 2: ...

by LouBlu08 April 11, 2021

kitty litter

When a guy eats a girls pussy out and she screams and queffs in his mouth.

The kitty litter gave the guy bad breath.

by George C October 27, 2004