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Long Range Laterals

Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
by Acid Laced PenguiN August 6, 2009
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check you later

Equivalent of 'see you later' or 'smell you later'
Me: i needa get home, i'll check you later aight.
by hommusthot May 10, 2016
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a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.
“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”
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lil bit later

It determines a certain time frame that something will occur or someone will show up. It has to be before 48 hours, but not before 6 hours stating a "lil bit later"
Ok I'll see ya'll a lil bit later on.....
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i'll calc you later

i'll calc you later is a saying you would use if you want to say goodbye to a scrumptious boy (that cutie with the hot jump serve in volleyball). Basically if you are dating someone (your bae obviously)it is a non-cringey way to say i'll see you later while being smart, hip and cool! I'll calc you later ;)
1.Hey Jake, i'll calc you later! ;)
2.Number 1 is so cute I want to calc you later
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Tell me about it later

A common American phrase used to end a conversation due to time constraints. Usually used to be polite.
Friend: ... So after the movie we found the craziest thing in the alley.
Me (about to do something important): Sounds interesting, tell me about it later.
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Buy now, pay later

Something that tackles retail therapy. Allowing you to make purchases and pay for it when you’re okay again.
“This day sucked so I’m just gonna buy now, pay later with Klarna. Life is not perfect but my outfit can be.”
by VON_Schlippenbach June 16, 2020
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