fucking kill 

When Steve Ballmer killes, or vowes to kill someone.

To fucking kill someone might involve throwing a chair.

I'm going to fucking bury that guy. I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google. *Throws chair*
-- Steve Ballmer

fucking kill by nxsty November 1, 2007

Clowns Who Kill Chavs 

An underground organisation of scary looking clowns that are dedicated to the cause of curing Britain of the "chav" threat by any means. They have some notority both online, and offline.

Jack: Did you hear about all those chavvy kids who got attacked the other day? Reports said they were beaten down in broad daylight by a gang of clowns!

Jake: Yep, that's that awesome organisation "Clowns Who Kill Chavs". There's hope for Britain yet!!!

Clowns Who Kill Chavs by Jerryatrick January 29, 2010

nart kill 

A kill in an online game that is gained unfairly, by camping or otherwise. Also, see narting.

Man, some embryo of a n00b just nart killed me.

nart kill by Alex Baxter January 15, 2005

buzz kill 

when someone or something ruins a special moment which may or may not be drug induced.


see also buzzkill

A)

The protagonist experienced the ultimate buzz kill in "The Crying Game" when Dil removed -his- pants.

"Dude, I'm so high right now"
"yeah, but we just smoked the last of the weed and your girlfriend took our rent money to fix the dent you left in her car last week"
"Dude, could you be any *more* of a buzz kill right now ?"

B)

Urban Dictionary's inability to recognize identical terms with minor spelling variations is such a buzz kill.

buzz kill by dtrax May 23, 2005

road kill 

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

I turned a cow into road kill once.

road kill by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

ooo kill em 

A seemingly sourceless and passing term used in middle and high schools of today. Used by the surrounding group after any confrontation whatsoever, it is derived from he who is called Lil' Terio. It's pretty much total bullfuck.

Yo nigga, yo dick a tic tac nigga!

Ha well that's not what yo dog said last night...

(Surrounding group) ooo kill em!

ooo kill em by He who posts shit November 1, 2013

i'm going to kill myself 

Ok

Suicidal person: "I'm going to kill myself"
Person: "ok"

i'm going to kill myself by Dr.Bleachchugger February 16, 2018