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johnny wilkinson 

1. Player in the English rugby team who doesn't actually play as he's always injured

2. A blond lovegod with the body of an adonis, the face of an angel but unfotunately a personality to send you to sleep.
1.
Person 1 : You goin' to school today dude?
Person 2 : Nah, I strained my groin
Person 1 : You cunt, you're a fucking Johnny Wilkinson
Person 2 : I know, hot aren't I? Wanna fuck?
Person 1 : Yes.... Even though I'm a man I can't resist you.
Person 2 : Let's got to it then.... Hey! Wake Up!

Johnny j skizz

A nickname given to someone who masterbates too much.
I bet that kid is a johnny j skizz.
Johnny j skizz by Shamoothewhale October 6, 2008

Johnny Depp 

Pirated. To pirate (as in software). Refers to Johnny Depp starring in Pirates of the Caribbean.
"I had a 'Johnny Depp' version of Windows XP, and my conscience got the better of me, so, like an ass, I went legit and bought a licence. Now, I have more problems with my computer than I did before!"
Johnny Depp by Duanester May 23, 2008

Johnny Cat 

Golf Term; The sand bunker.
So we bring this sweet seven straight down the chimney with some hellacious sauce on it. 'Cept it jizzes into the Johnny Cat and the sumbitch knits us a sweater in there.
Johnny Cat by necronite July 11, 2003

johnny boys 

ay yo jonhhy boys, u cnt do shit!
johnny boys by spider June 16, 2004

johnny on the spot 

a massive hickey on the inside of a girls thigh
Steve left a johnny on the spot that was extremely red
johnny on the spot by curtis martin February 26, 2008