irish

Always waffling on about kicking the Brits out of Ireland. I have some startling news for you bog trotters, were still there!! By the way, have any of you noticed how poor you downtrodden cave dwellers are compared to your slightly less bestial neighbours to the North? Think about it (if you can). Ta ta slum monkeys!

Apes, Monkeys, Cro Mangon, Simian, Beasts, Irish

by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006

Irish Wedding

A traditional Irish ceromony involving two people that have one hand from each person duct taped together to hold a wine bottle with each of their free hands being duct taped to a 40 oz bottle of beer. Because each person has no ability to use their hands, the goal is to for each “Irish couple” to finish their wine and 40s as fast as possible so that they are able to be cut out of the duck tape and bottles. The act of finishing an Irish wedding is referred to as “being wed”.

“Hey, did you go to that St. Patty’s Day party?”

“Hell yeah! They were making everyone do Irish Weddings and one of the dudes was trying to take a leak before they were wed!”

by BimJean February 27, 2019

Irish Hello

telling a group of people you want to call it a night - then after you convince the group leave the baryou circle the block and go right back in the same bar

What you do last night?? I was with an awful group of people last night. I pulled an irish hello and then was out until the bar closed

by Mike11NC April 5, 2009

Irish Hearing Aid

When a man ejaculate's in his partner's ear and then licks it clean.

"I gave my girl an Irish Hearing Aid last week, but now she's got an ear infection."

by Eleven Tails August 31, 2018

Irish divorce

When you and your spouse over time start leading completely separate lives and sleeping in different rooms, but don't divorce because you're Irish Catholics

"I saw Paddy going home from the bar with Eileen McGregor the other night."

"I thought Paddy was married to Siobhan O'Malley?"

"He is, but they had an Irish Divorce."

by tiocfaidharla38 January 5, 2017

Irish cap

A cap similar to a beret but different. Sometimes retards call them driving caps or golf caps or other stupid shit, but they're not. Seen on old people, Irish people, workers, and the occasional black person.

Call it a golf cap again and I'll blow your fucking head off.

by JB_Finesse June 4, 2005

irish shower

Overapplication of cologne, often to cover up the smell of liquor that persists while intoxicated. Usually upwards of 8 sprays.

"The room always reeks of cologne after McCoy takes his Irish shower"

by The Jonstrosity July 2, 2006