wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014

Aaron woods

Aaron woods is an amazing drummer who in the band at the end of me and also drums for the ghost club

Aaron woods

by Ethanjepson9 May 18, 2019

𝔥𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood

Highstar* wood : marijuana rolled in a backwood(leaf) and rolling papers

A torch is commonly used with a hstr wood

Yt:that’s a slimey(shady) 𝔥𝔰𝔱𝔯 wood
Jef: ofc

by Mystar.con February 22, 2021

Wood pussy

A man who lives in a shed that loves the cock.

I went to freeville to fuck a wood pussy and he locked me in his shed .

by The lábinator May 24, 2023

wood brushing

When someone brushes their teeth with their own or something eles fatty cock

Dam that bićh wanted to try something new but I never would have guessed wood brushing

by Swaggy pete July 17, 2020

Logan wood

a remarkable very large tree. he used his fingers like a majestic wizard on his bass. fav hobbies: smoking weed and playing with tiddes.

pros: very large heart, nice to cuddle, tickles back
cons: won’t let me stick my finger in his mouth

yo bro you seen that tall ass tree Logan wood?

by Babash00keth December 29, 2019

surface wood

(n)- morning wood in which the bulge is visible through the blanket.

Only happens for those who sleep on their backs or, occasionally, their sides.

"...yeah, and my grandma walked in while I had some surface wood happening. She's blind and all, but still, I was a little freaked out..."

by edward_violet December 16, 2009