Self Fornication

The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.

Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)

by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 21, 2011

Self medicate

Verb: to masturbate; satisfy ones self sexually

Melanie Griffith isn’t that hot. I mean I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but I’m not going to self medicate to her.

by NTank06 January 04, 2018

Self reliance

Something the Chinese government doesn't believe in.

Communist China doesn't believe in self reliance because they don't let their citizens choose how to earn their own money.

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2021

self image

Elf Age

It Is Truly My Age In Elf years

by Sean Gates May 15, 2003

self-centered

jason dunn, see Jason Dunn

P1: "What does self-centered mean dude?"
P2: "Jason Dunn...you didn't know that?"
P1: "Oh yeah, that faggot...damn"
P2: "Yeah dude, he's gay..small shlong too."

by mikey October 10, 2004

self racist

when yourself makes fun of your own race

The janitor was a self racist janitor

by dsv182 March 21, 2015

self shot

The unfortunate event of jizzing in your own eye when you are masturbating

James: Man, last night was weird
Andrew: How so?
James: I was whacking off and i shot myself in the eye...
Andrew: ...So you self shot...?
James: ...Yea...
Andrew: ...
James: ...
Andrew: ...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Andrew goes and tells all of James' firends)

by Bob (no, i don't self shoot) April 12, 2006