ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 11, 2012

Ass mocassin

When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.

I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.

by morrigan aria October 30, 2007

that ass bitch

What you say when your girl asks what you want for dinner

I want that ass bitch!

by FASHWANIUGANDI February 01, 2018

ass scrap

Leftover poo that is stuck to the anus of an animal or human. Otherwise referred to as a dingleberry.

The dog is not allowed on my pillow because of his ass scrap.

by thecnbaker April 08, 2017

sike ass

When someone thinks they are gonna do something but get denied

Hayden texted me saying he was gonna get laid, I replied Sike ass

by Kevinwilson6837262 November 12, 2018

Ass Trough

A toilet.

I spent two hours on the ass trough after I ate three fajitas from Taco Bell.

by DaHolmes February 21, 2023

rackin ass

When a girl perferably (hot) has a nice rack and ass all in one pack which is not very hard to find in this day and age.

Hey my nigga look at dat rackin ass on that bitch, that woe got a nice racking ass

by Realinfo December 18, 2013