Instacraze

Random new trend as found on Instagram. I.E. homemade slime or weird eye-brow trends.

Person A: “Have you seen that feathered eyebrow trend?

Person B: “Dude, I don’t keep up with the latest Instacraze”

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

instacrazed

Past tense of Instacrazy.

“I spent a lot of years of my life being instacrazed, but after going broke chasing followers, I had to re-think my life goals."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

Instachub

When a girl posts a hot picture to Instagram bad you become instantly erect.

Daulton: Dude did you see Ashley’s Instagram picture?

Matthew: Oh my god yes it was so hot it gave me an instachub.

by Lover of instachubs May 23, 2018

Instagram Depression

a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.

Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.

by DrawingIsForNerdos July 2, 2018

Instard

A person who is terrible at Instagram. Their photos are blurry and boring, and the comments they leave on other people's posts are stupid and embarrassing.

"Look at that picture. She's such an Instard."

"What an instard. I wish Estelle wouldn't comment on my posts."

by GrandmasterJ August 30, 2018

instagrama

Making fun of bitches who think they’re cool and calling it instagrama.

“I gotta add this to my instagrama.”

I gotta instagrama this.

by tigyi September 11, 2018

Instagram

The app that will fill you mind with the dumbest things, cause the most drama, but will also save you're life in the best of ways.

Dude, have you seen what (random kid) posted on Instagram? It's amazing!

O.M.G! Have you seen what (another person's name) posted on Instagram? I can't believe it!

by cara.nicole November 14, 2018