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Hydroerotic Asphyxiation

Hydroerotic Asphyxiation - is a form of auto erotica asphyxiation. The subject places their head in a public restroom toilet while masterbating to deprive the subject of oxygen hightening the excitement and pleasure of the masterbater's experience.
A man was found half naked and unconscious in a stall of the JC Pennies men's room covered in water and semen with a subtle smile on his face. An obvious victim of Hydroerotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
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Hydrodynamics

The study of fluids (liquids and gases) in motion, and the forces acting upon them. It's the science of flow, pressure, drag, and turbulence, essential for designing everything from submarines and aircraft wings to arterial stents and planetary weather models. In an alien context, it expands to "xenohydrodynamics," modeling how strange fluids—like liquid methane on Titan or supercritical carbon dioxide on Venus—behave under different gravities and temperatures. It answers questions about alien ocean currents, atmospheric circulation, and the design of vehicles meant to navigate non-water seas.
Example: Engineers using Hydrodynamics to design a silent submarine drone for exploring Europa's subsurface ocean must model how its shape interacts with salty water under immense pressure and near-freezing temperatures. An astronomer simulating the hurricane-force methane rivers flowing across Titan's surface is applying hydrodynamic principles to an alien fluid system.
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026
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Hydrosex

When 2 people go into a body of water (such as a pool, a lake, the ocean, etc.) and submerge below the water, holding their breath, then have intercourse until they both finish and complete their session. No pop-ups for air allowed, otherwise the act is no longer valid.
“Bro last night me and Rebecca had hydrosex! We didn’t come up for air until we finished dude!”
by BobTheKinkmaster February 8, 2026
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Hydroplane

When one man urinates on a glass table while another man laying underneath, watching, and pleasuring himself.
Eric and another male left the bar to go home and hydroplane
by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026
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Hydrospoonalysis

When you turn on your faucet and the water hits a spoon at the bottom of the sink and splashes all over you
When I turned on the faucet, I experienced Hydrospoonalysis when the water hit a spoon.
by Elwoodcat March 6, 2026
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hydrophobic dishwasher

What you call Somebody when they suck at any game
guy 1: BRO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!

guy 2: STOP BEING A HYDROPHOBIC DISHWASHER AND DO YOUR ONE DAMN JOB
by DarkStorm460000 March 12, 2025
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Hydrochoreusophobia

The fear of common South American rodent, “Capybara
Guy 1. I am afraid of capybaras biting me
Guy 2. Oh, so you have Hydrochoreusophobia!
by BlakeS71 July 23, 2025
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