Elwoodcat's definitions

Hydrospoonalysis

When you turn on your faucet and the water hits a spoon at the bottom of the sink and splashes all over you

When I turned on the faucet, I experienced Hydrospoonalysis when the water hit a spoon.

by Elwoodcat March 6, 2026

Idiots

A herd a congressman.

Look at all the idiots trying to run the United States.

by Elwoodcat December 7, 2020

Hydrospoonalysis

When you turn on the kitchen faucet the water hits a stray spoon and sprays all over you

Damn kids leaving spoons in the sink causing hydrospoonalysis all over my clean shirt

by Elwoodcat July 15, 2018

Garberator

A Canadian Garbage disposal.

Did you stuff the leftovers down the GARBERATOR,Eh

by Elwoodcat July 7, 2018