ass hat

an ass hat is someone who doesnt know any thing but talks like they know everything

that ass hat wont shut up

by dirtyd420420 March 16, 2010

Hat of Assery

A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.

Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.

by poltergeist-people June 24, 2014

jester's hat

A graphic, e.g. a drawing, of a vagina.

Johnny got into trouble for scribbling a jester's hat in a very expensive schoolbook.

by pentozali December 20, 2009

Hat Tweet

Similar to the Hat Tip in blogging, where one links to the source of a story by Hat Tipping.
Here, the source is found on Twitter, hence "Hat Tweet", which can be done 2 ways: the words "Hat Tweet" link to the actual Targeted Tweet, while the Target Name is linked to the target's website.
The 2nd way is to simply link the entire "Hat Tweet to So'n'So" to the targeted Source Tweet on their Twitter Page.

Hat Tweet to Levees.org~"The best way to support Ivor van Heerden is to send a written letter of support to Michael Martin, Chancellor LSU, B.R., LA 70803"

by Eidilla~New Orleans Ladder April 15, 2010

Magic hat

Any kind of silly hat that is worn for religious purposes/reasons.

Look at the pope, so silly with his magic hat!

by Cry me to the moon June 25, 2018

imagination hat

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!

using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Under the Hat

A gay man who does want to admit that he is gay.

Slang for gay men who have have not come out yet when referring to each other in the park at night

Hey bro, you under the hat like me?

He was under the hat until his wife found out the truth

by Tetrault March 19, 2013